CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:
“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”
IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE
Fifth Harmony Makes Their Third Visit To Seacrest Studios
this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
go dumb and disregard ur differences
This is beautiful.
This is what we need to promote
the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week
I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
|—||Neil Gaiman (via cockkkkkkkk)|
I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers
Dude I literally had suicidal thoughts because of school stress. And that was in the seventh grade.
I think I cry once a week during the school year, just because of the stress caused by homework and other school-related stuff
I cannot even begin to describe the hell I went through because of this. Years of it.
THIS EPISODE WAS LIKE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CHILDHOOD